猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰
As a band instructor at an elementary school， I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I had to laugh， however， when one parent wrote on her child's sheet， “Practiced 17 minutes， but it seemed like hours.
Notes：
（1） band n.樂隊(duì)
（2） instructor n.指揮
（3） turn in上交；歸還
（4） signed by their parents：由他們的父母簽名的。這是一個(gè)分詞短語作定語修飾sheets.
（5） so I can be sure they are putting in enough time：這樣我才能確定他們投入了足夠的時(shí)間。這是so that 引導(dǎo)的目的狀語從句，其中that省略。
Exercises：
根據(jù)短文判斷下列句子正（T）、誤（F）：
① The author is a member of the musical band at the elementary school.
② The instructor requires the students to hand in practice sheets once a month.
③ The purpose of the instructor's requirement is to make sure that the students are putting in enough time.
④ One child practiced for several hours， but the parent mistook for only 17 minutes.
⑤ From the passage we can infer that the parent is not keen on music.
猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰
作為一個(gè)小學(xué)的樂隊(duì)指揮，為了確保學(xué)生投入足夠的時(shí)間練習(xí)，我要求他們上交由他們父母簽字的練習(xí)單。可是有一次，一位家長的簽字把我逗樂了。練習(xí)單上寫著：“練習(xí)了17分鐘，但猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰。”
練習(xí)參考答案：
①F②F③T④F⑤T
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