英語笑話：我要表現得象位女士

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導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~

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　　on sale廉價出售，dignified高貴的，batter連續猛擊

　　I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store，a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could；then，with head lowered and arms flailing，he plowed through the crowed.“You there!"Yelled a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?"

　　"Listen," he said," I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on，I am acting like a lady.”

　　我要表現得象位女士一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買一件。可是，沒過多久，他發現自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。他竭力忍耐著。后來，他低下頭，揮動雙臂，擠過人群。你干嘛？有人尖聲叫道，你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？聽著，他說，我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象個女士。

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