外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹255：基本原則(中英)
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to freshman class，he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do，however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they’re still running.”
位于吉拉多海角的密蘇里東南州立大學有一位我非常喜歡的老師，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在對一個新生班級講解他的基本原則時，他說:“我知道我的講課可能經常會枯燥乏味，了無興趣，所以如果你們在上課時看表我并不介意。不過我堅決反對你們將表在課桌上猛敲，看它們是不是還在走。”
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