外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹254：新年決心書(中英)
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young teacher stopped by, looked at them for a few minutes，and then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in , she stormed，"My resolution isn’t posted一and mine was one of the first ones in!”I couldn’t help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in search of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers，I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me.
為了激勵同學們對我們閱覽中心的興趣，我請每位老師在一張特制的表格上寫一篇新年決心書交給我。我將決心書張貼在閱覽中心的布告牌上之后，一位年輕老師停下來看了幾分鐘，便走過來。她越過兩位老師闖了進來，大發雷霆道:“我的決心書竟然沒有貼出來—而我的決心書是第一批交上來的。”我在旁邊聽到了，看她氣勢洶洶的樣子，我嚇得趕緊跑回辦公室去找那份放錯了地方的決心書。飛快瀏覽了幾疊紙之后，我打開了她的那一份，上面寫著:我決心不再為一些小事而煩惱。
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