英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯：Ripe old age 成熟的年齡（中英雙語(yǔ)）
69.Ripe old age
69.成熟的年齡
When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine，"Grandpa replied. "In fact，I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.”
我曾祖父百歲的時(shí)侯，一位記者問(wèn)他感受如何。“很好，”曾祖父說(shuō):“事實(shí)上，我現(xiàn)在的活動(dòng)范圍要比一百年前大多了。”
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