我只是隨便看看。
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.
The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something."
The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."
一個盲人在導盲犬的引導下走進了一家雜貨店。他走到店的中間，抓起狗的尾巴，狗開始擺在他頭上轉圈。
這家商店的經理，他已經看到了這一切，覺得很奇怪。因此，他決定去看看發生了什么。商店經理走近盲人說，“請原諒我。我能幫你做些什么。”
瞎子說，“不用謝。我只是隨便看看。”
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