生命對于男人來說是殘酷的。
Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and publicity. And when they die, their wives get the insurance.
生命對于男人來說是殘酷的。當他們出生的時候，他們的母親得到恭維及鮮花。當他們結婚時，他們的新娘得到禮物并出盡風頭。而當他們死時，他們的妻子得到保險金。
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