它卡在你的狗的喉嚨里了
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."
"What are you talking about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
一天一個男人走進一個酒吧問道，“這里有沒有羅特韋爾犬？”
是的，一個騎自行車的人說，”它怎么了？”
“嗯，我想我的奇瓦瓦剛剛殺了他……”
你在說什么？！”那個人難以置信地說。”你的小鬼怎么能殺了我的羅特韋爾犬？”
“哦，它卡在你的狗的喉嚨里了！”
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