Marriage Joke(31)
A guy gets home,runs into his house,slams the door and says,Honey,pack your bags. I won the lottery!“
The wife says,“Wow!That‘s great!I’m so happy!Should I pack for the ocean,or should I pack for the mountains?”
He says,“I don‘t care. Just get out!”
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