爆笑英語幽默笑話精54:In Six Months六個月之后（英漢雙語笑話）
54.In Six Months
54.六個月之后
A school leaver was being interviewed for a job as an office boy.
一個中途輟學(xué)的孩子想當辦公室勤務(wù)員，正在接受面試。
"You will get five pounds a week to start off with,”said the boss，"And then after six months you will get ten pounds a week.”
“剛開始每周只給你五英鎊，”老板說，“半年以后每周增加到十英鎊。”
"Right，"said the lad.“I will come back in six months.”
“好，”那男孩說，“那么我六個月以后再來上班。”
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