I wasn't dead
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
"But how did that make you sure?"
"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
我還沒死
(幽默小品)
一個年輕人昏死了過去，但是當他的朋友們要掩埋他的時候卻又蘇醒過來。他的一個朋友問他死的感覺是怎樣的。
“死！”他喊道“我并沒有死，我知道我沒死，因為我的腳是涼的，而我又很餓。”
“你怎么能肯定你沒死？
“當然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不會覺得餓；如果我下到地獄，那我的腳就不會是涼的了。”
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