如果你第二天早上醒來。
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區(qū)別開呢?
年長的童子軍:上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來,那就是蘑菇。
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