最后一名上車者的身份--雙語幽默笑話
the bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard.
公共汽車上很擠,當又一個人還是試圖上車時,乘客們不讓他上。
it is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are?
車上太擠了,他們喊道,你以為你是誰?
i am the driver. he said.
我是司機!他說。
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