開車逆行的高齡老司機--雙語幽默笑話

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There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

一位高齡老人開著車在高速公路上駕車時，接到了妻子打來的電話，妻子焦急地告訴他說，“赫爾曼，小心！我剛從電臺上聽到報道說，在280號公路上有一個瘋子正在開車逆行！”

Herman says,"I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

赫爾曼說，“我知道，可是不是一個，而是成百上千個！”

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