女人到底想要什么樣的男人？
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
l0. An imaginative, romantic lover
我對男人的要求，最初的條件(22歲)
l. 英俊瀟灑
2. 魅力四射
3. 財源滾滾
4. 善于傾聽
5. 風趣幽默
6. 身強體健
7. 穿著入時
8. 品位高雅
9. 奇思妙想
10. 想象豐富，浪漫多情
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (act 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home—cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
我對男人的要求，條件改了(32歲)
1. 相貌好看(最好別禿頂。
2. 開車門，搬椅子
3. 吃頓豐盛晚餐有錢買單
4. 多聽少說
5. 我講笑話他就笑
6. 拎食品雜貨袋輕輕松松
7. 至少有條領帶
8. 愛吃家里做的美味佳肴
9. 記得生日和周年紀念日
10. 每周至少浪漫一次
What I want in a Man, Revised List (act 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Does drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady—splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I' m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw—top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves mot weekends
我對男人的要求，條件改了(42歲)
1. 別太丑(禿頂也行)
2. 我上車后才開車
3. 工作穩定——偶爾出去撮一頓
4. 我說話他點頭
5. 常常記得笑話中的妙語佳句
6. 身體好，能挪挪家具
7. 穿襯衫別露肚臍眼
8. 曉得別買帶螺旋蓋的香濱酒
9. 記得把馬桶的坐墊放下
10. 周末多半刮臉
What I want in a Man, Revised List (act 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn' t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn' t borrow money too often
4. Doesn' t nod off to sleep when I' m venting
5. Don' t retell the same joke too many thanes
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears, matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
我對男人的要求，條件改了(52歲)
1. 修剪鼻毛，耳朵整潔
2. 別當眾打嗝搔癢
3. 借錢別太勤
4. 我發泄情緒時別打瞌睡
5. 別老說同一個笑話
6. 身體好，周末別老賴在沙發上
7. 襪子成對，內衣干凈
8. 愛吃盒裝電視快餐
9. 偶爾記得我的名字
10. 周末有時刮臉
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (act 62)
1. Doesn' t scare small children
2. Remernbers where bathroom is
3. Doesn' t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he 's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes,
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Reminders that it's the weekend
我對男人的要求，條件改了(62歲)
1. 別驚嚇小孩子
2. 記得浴室在哪兒
3. 家庭養護不花大錢
4. 睡覺時打鼾聲音不大
5. 記得自己為何發笑
6. 身體好，自己能站起來
7. 一般要穿衣服
8. 喜歡軟食
9. 記得假牙放在哪兒
10. 記得周末到了
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn' t miss the toilet
我對男人的要求，條件改了(72歲)
1. 能呼吸
2. 該上廁所就上廁所
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