外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹308：好消息和壞消息(中英)
A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: "About this medical test I did on you，I have some good news and some bad news.”
一個男人接到一了一位醫生打來的電話。醫生說:“是關于我給你做過的體檢的事，有個好消息還有個壞消息。”
The man asks for the good news first:
那個男人先要聽好消息:
"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor.
“好消息就是你還能活24小時。”醫生說。
The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??"
那個男人覺得有些不可思議說:“如果那叫做好消息的話，那壞消息是什么呢?”
"I couldn’t reach you on the phone yesterday.”
“我昨天打電話找不到你。”
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