外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹190:西部的金發牛仔(中英)
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his am.
故事發生在很多年以前的西部,有兩位金發牛仔。一個叫杰夫,一個叫大衛。一天,他們兩個人正在一個小酒館里品嘗烈性酒,這時一個男的走進了酒館,腋下還夾了一個印第安人的頭。
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children.” He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'II give him one thousand dollars.”
酒店老板一邊搖手一邊說:“我討厭印第安人,上周那些可惡的家伙把我的谷倉燒為了平地,強暴了我的太太,殺死了我的孩子們,”他接著說:“如果誰能給我帶來印度安人的頭,我就給他1000美元。”
The two blonds looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head. The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
這兩個金發牛仔互相看了看,走出酒館去尋找印弟安人了。他們走了一段時間,突然看到了一個。杰夫向那個印第安人扔了一塊石頭,正擊中了他的腦袋。印第安人從馬上摔了下來,掉到了70英尺深的峽谷里。他們兩個人沿著峽谷跑了下去。大衛取出了刀子正準備取下戰利品:印度安人的頭。
Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave,take a look at this.” Dave replied, "Not now, I’m busy.”
突然,杰夫說:“大衛,快看那邊。”大衛說:“現在不行,我正忙著呢。”
Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this.”Dave said,“Look,you can see I’m busy. There’s a thousand dollars in my hand.” But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave,take a look at this.”So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians. Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh. . . my …God…we're going to be millionaires!”
杰夫拍著他的肩膀說:“我真的希望你能看一下那邊。”大衛說:“你沒看見我正在忙嗎,我現在手里可是1000美元呢。”可是杰夫堅持說:“大衛,你一定要看看那邊。”于是大衛抬起頭來看,原來在峽谷的頂上有大約5000個印第安人。他搖著頭說:“我的天啊,我們要成百萬富翁了。”
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