坐出租車去機場的路上
一位來自日本的旅客,坐出租車去機場的路上,看到一輛汽車經過,就說:“oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一輛經過,他又說: “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司機有點不高興,覺得他太吵了!當第三輛經過時,他還是說:“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
后來到了機場,那個日本人就問:“How Much?”出租車司機說:“1000!”
日本人驚奇的問司機:“為什么那么貴?”出租車司機回答說:“oh,mileometer(計 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
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