免费黄网站-免费黄网站在线看-免费黄色-免费黄色a-亚洲va欧美va国产-亚洲va中文字幕欧美不卡

手機版

FATHER AND SON

閱讀 :
Little Johnny's father thought that Johnny was spending too much time playing computer games.He wanted to make little Johnny pay more attention to his schoolwork,so he said,"When Abe Lincoln was your age,he was studying by the light of the fireplace ."
Little Johnny said,"When Abe Lincoln was your age,he was the President of the United States."

更多 英語笑話英語小笑話英文笑話英語幽默小故事,請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全

本文標題:FATHER AND SON - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
本文地址:http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/20942.html

上一篇:The Wrong Kind of Doctor 下一篇:Stop That

相關文章

  • 無禮的問題

    Impudent Questions A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her...

    2019-01-19 英語笑話
  • 病人為什么大喊-英漢英漢雙語笑話

    why is he howling.他為什么喊dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet. 牙醫(yī):請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot! 病人:我知...

    2018-10-30 英語笑話
  • 始終如一的一句話-英漢英漢雙語笑話

    how much is it?多少錢?it was winter, and mrs. hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to...

    2018-10-30 英語笑話
  • You Married Mine

    Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married. Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind? Little boy: Grandma. Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mothe...

    2019-01-06 英語笑話
  • Police Joke(24)

      A Highway Patrolman started creeping up on a highway speeder when it was evident that the individual being pursued realized there was a Highway Patrolman behind him and he stepped on the gas t...

    2019-01-02 英語笑話
  • 我想聽他們說我是個優(yōu)秀的丈夫。

    After dying in a car crash, three friends find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. Each one was asked, "When you are in your casket, what would you like to hear yo...

    2018-11-26 英語笑話
  • 你在哪里找到的奶酪?

      The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returne...

    2018-11-28 英語笑話
  • 英漢幽默故事選讀【95】

    Lose One Pound  I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 a...

    2019-01-06 英語笑話
  • Doctors Joke (59)

      An Antartican was in the therapist office:  Dr. Hieden:Why are you here?  Antartican:I tried to come it suicide by taking 1,000 aspirins!!!!  Dr. hieden:What happened?  Antartican:Well after the f...

    2018-12-29 英語笑話
  • 英語幽默笑話:男人和女人對待貓

      Women love cats. Men say they love cats,  but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.  女人喜歡貓。男人說他們也喜歡,  但當女人看不到時,男人踢貓。 ...

    2018-11-30 英語笑話
你可能感興趣
主站蜘蛛池模板: 亚洲视频在线观看 | 黄视频免费在线 | 国产精品久久久亚洲 | 欧美第一网站 | 亚洲经典在线观看 | 中国人免费观看高清在线观看二区 | 国产a视频 | 欧美精品高清在线观看 | 久久精品vr中文字幕 | 欧美激情视频一级视频一级毛片 | 欧美综合视频在线观看 | 亚洲精品第一区二区在线 | 99爱视频99爱在线观看免费 | 久久黄色毛片 | 久久国产乱子伦精品免费不卡 | 国产看片一区二区三区 | 世界一级毛片 | 日韩一级片免费看 | 在线免费一区 | 农村寡妇一级毛片免费播放 | 欧美成人一区二区 | 台湾黄三级高清在线观看播放 | 国产精品亚洲精品爽爽 | 国产精品亚洲一区二区三区在线观看 | 亚洲国产综合久久精品 | 国产一区在线免费观看 | 国产欧美日韩在线一区二区不卡 | 免费播放巨茎人妖不卡片 | 91高清免费国产自产 | 亚洲精品综合久久中文字幕 | 亚洲国产最新在线一区二区 | 亚洲日本久久一区二区va | 欧美特黄三级成人 | 免费看a级片 | 玖玖精品国产 | 99在线免费视频 | 欧美日韩视频在线第一区二区三区 | 老外黑人欧美一级毛片 | 国产精品怡红院在线观看 | 国产成人精品高清免费 | 久草热久草在线 |