那是你啊我沒認出你來
Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.
She saw an angel and asked: “Is this it?” the angel said:“No, you have another 40 years to live.”
Upon her recovery, Cindy decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.
She walked out of the hospital lobby and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of the angel and said: “I thought you said I had another 40 years!”
The angel replied: “Cindy? Is that you? I didn’t recognize you!”
辛迪住在城里的富人區，有天她心臟病發作被送進醫院。在做手術的時候，她有個瀕臨死亡的體驗。
她見到一位天使，就問：“這就是死亡么？”天使說：“不是，你還有40年可活。”
辛迪康復之后，決定留在醫院做個臉部拉皮，還找人給染了頭發。她覺得既然還可再活40年，那最好還是去盡情地享受它。
她剛走出醫院大廳，就被一輛飛速駛入醫院的救護車給撞死了。她來到那位天使面前，說：“我記得你說過我還能再活40年！”
天使說：“辛迪？那是你呀？我沒認出你來！”
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