雙語笑話 郵件自動回復創意十足②
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again。
6. 郵件服務器無法檢測到你的鏈接。你的訊息未能被發送，請重啟電腦試著再發一遍。 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks。
7. 謝謝你的來信，它已被添加到列隊等候系統。你現在所在的位置是352位，預計將于19周后收到回復?！ ?. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response。
8. 嗨，我在想你剛剛發給我的東西，請侯在電腦旁邊等我回復。 9. I’ve run away to join a different circus。
9. 我跟你現在不是一圈子里的人?！ ?0. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave。
10. 我因為身體原因未來兩周都會休假。等我回來之后記得叫我“凱特”(女生名)，不要再叫大衛了。
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