第1189期雙語笑話 誰更有禮貌
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
一個(gè)胖男人和一個(gè)瘦男人正在為誰更有禮貌而爭吵。
瘦男人說他更禮貌，因?yàn)樗偸窍蛞粋€(gè)女士脫帽致意。但是胖男人說他更禮貌，因?yàn)闊o論何時(shí)他起身給女士讓座總是能讓兩位女士同時(shí)坐下。
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