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A Silly Father

Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said," You beat my son and I dare to beat yours."

傻爸爸

　　懷特先生在房間里看電視，他八歲的兒子走進來哭著說：“爸爸，剛才爺爺打了我一耳光。”懷特先生聽了非常生氣，突然，他重重地扇了自己一耳光，說：“你打我兒子，我也敢打你兒子。”

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