爆笑英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精選38： I Wasn’t Listening我沒(méi)有聽(tīng)（英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話）
38.I Wasn’t Listening
38.我沒(méi)有聽(tīng)
Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，"What are you reading，dear?”
媽媽問(wèn)正在讀書(shū)的女兒:“親愛(ài)的，你讀的是什么書(shū)?
"I don’t know，”the litter girl answered.
女兒回答道:“我不知道。”
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud，so you must know.”
“你不知道?你不是在朗讀嗎?你應(yīng)該知道的。”
"I was reading aloud，mummy，but I wasn't listening,”explained the child.
女兒解釋說(shuō):“我是在朗讀，可我沒(méi)有聽(tīng)。”
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