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英語笑話:擔(dān)憂未來

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    導(dǎo)語:笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣,也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話,老外也許還納悶中:“很好笑嗎?”老外笑的掉淚的笑話,我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

女人找了老公之前都在擔(dān)憂未來。男人娶了老婆之前從來不為未來擔(dān)憂。

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