爆笑英語幽默笑話精選39:A Little Attention注意一點（英漢雙語笑話）
39. A Little Attention
39.注意一點
“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”
媽媽著急地對粗心的兒子說:“我希望你注意一點你的算術。”
"Well，I do.”was the reply，“I pay as little attention to it as possible.”
“是啊。”兒子回答。“我是盡量對它少注意一點。”
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