知行哈哈糖英語(yǔ)笑話之生活篇24：Every Mother's Child Is Handsome 孩子是自己的好（中英+）
Three Catholic women and an old Jewish lady were having coffee.
三個(gè)信奉天主教的婦女和一個(gè)猶太老婦人在一起喝咖啡。
The first Catholic woman tells her friends,"My son is a priest.When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".
第一個(gè)婦女對(duì)她的朋友們說(shuō)，“我兒子是一個(gè)牧師。每當(dāng)他走進(jìn)房間，人們總是稱呼他神父”。
The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop.Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'".
第二個(gè)婦女唧唧喳喳地說(shuō)：“我的兒子是一名主教。每當(dāng)他走進(jìn)房間時(shí)，人們都尊稱他大人”。
The third woman says, "My son is a cardinal.Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'".
第三個(gè)婦女說(shuō)：“我的兒子是一名紅衣主教。每當(dāng)他走進(jìn)房間時(shí)，人們都恭敬地稱他閣下”。
As the old little Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence,the first three give her a subtle "Well...?"look.
這時(shí)那位身材瘦小的猶太老婦人默默地喝著她的咖啡，那三個(gè)婦女一起用微妙的眼神看著她，
So she says: "My son is 6'5; he has broad,square shoulders and is very muscular; he's terribly handsome.
意思是：“你兒子呢？” 于是她說(shuō)，“我兒子身高六英尺五英寸，肩膀?qū)掗煟∪獍l(fā)達(dá)，他長(zhǎng)得非常英俊。
He has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful.Whenever he walks into a room, women say 'Oh, my God!'
他的頭發(fā)很漂亮，衣著講究，而且身上總是散發(fā)著一股令人心曠神怡的芳香。每當(dāng)他走進(jìn)房間時(shí)，女人們都會(huì)說(shuō)，“哦，我的上帝呀！”
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