那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事42：你好，丹！
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Hi Dan ！
你好，丹！
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man: "To you my loving wife Rose who stood by me in rough times as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and$1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And to my cousin Dan who hated me argued with me and thought that 1 would never mention him in my will-well you are wrong H Danl"
一位律師正在宣讀一個富人的遺囑：“我親愛的太太羅絲，不論轟順境還是逆境，你都在我的身邊。我給你留下房子和200萬美元我的女兒杰西卡，她在我生病的時候照顧我，維持生意繼續運轉我把帆船、生意和100萬美元留給她。我的表弟丹，你恨我，和我爭吵，并且以為我在遺囑里不會提到你的名字。你錯了—你好，丹！”
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