還沒穿破？
"No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."
"Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."
還沒穿破？
“不行，”軍需官大聲說：“你不能領一雙新鞋子，你穿著的那雙還沒有穿破。”
“沒穿破，”新兵叫道：“為什么？如果我踩到一個一角硬幣，我可以知道踩著的那面是公還是字。”
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