干凈的杯子
Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.
Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"
"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."
The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"
干凈的杯子
喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺(jué)得非常口渴，便停下來(lái)去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三文治。
“下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么？”柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問(wèn)道。
喬看了看佛瑞德說(shuō)：“我想，啤酒吧。對(duì)了，每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德？”
“好的，可以。”佛瑞德說(shuō)。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)去跟柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)說(shuō)：“我要啤酒裝在一個(gè)干凈的杯子里！別忘了。”
柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說(shuō)：“剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的？”
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