英漢雙語笑話—這頭牛認為自己是匹馬
When Regina Mayer's parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old did not sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna to make her riding dreams come true. Now not only do the two regularly go on long rides through the southern German countryside, they do jumps over hurdles of beer crates and painted logs. Regina joked: "It's incredible really, she thinks she's a horse."
麗賈娜?邁耶的父母沒能實現讓她養上小馬的夢想，然而這位15歲的女孩并未向隅而泣。她找來了一頭名為“月神”的奶牛，決心讓自己的“騎士夢”變成現實。如今，這她不僅可以在德國南部鄉間“千里走單騎”，還能騎牛跳躍啤酒箱和彩繪圓木堆就成的障礙物。麗賈娜打趣“月神”道：“這確實不可思議，她還真把自己當馬了。”你想成為什么？
If you want you can be the one who you want to be！
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