丈夫變成了92歲
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
一對(duì)年逾花甲的老夫婦在一個(gè)幽靜浪漫的小旅館里，慶祝他們35周年結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日。
突然，一個(gè)嬌小而美麗的仙女出現(xiàn)在他們餐桌上，說(shuō)：“你們是如此經(jīng)典的一對(duì)伴侶，并且在所有的日子里彼此相愛(ài)，因此我要為你們每人實(shí)現(xiàn)一個(gè)愿望?！?/P>
妻子說(shuō)：“我想和我親愛(ài)的先生去周游世界。”
仙女一揮魔杖，“撲”地一聲——兩張瑪麗二世皇后號(hào)的船票就出現(xiàn)在她手中。
丈夫想了會(huì)兒說(shuō)：“呃，這個(gè)實(shí)在是太浪漫了。但像這種機(jī)會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)再有了，我很抱歉，親愛(ài)的，因?yàn)槲业脑竿且獋€(gè)比我年輕30歲的太太。”
妻子和仙女都深感失望，但是愿望還是要實(shí)現(xiàn)的。
于是仙女一揮魔杖，“撲”地一聲，丈夫變成了92歲。
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