趣味圖片英語笑話:selfie 自拍(雙語)
Leonardo, are you done soon?
萊昂納多,你快完成了嗎?
You've been up here for 4 months ...
你在這里已經4個月了…
In earlier ages a selfie was a bit more impressive
在早期的自拍更令人印象深刻
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