老外如何辨別中國人2
16.You"ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你會為一些不可質疑的事情辯論. (無理取鬧???)
17.You love to use coupons. 你喜歡用折價券. (勤儉節約~~)
18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你為了最便宜的汽油費不惜開著車子到處找. (恩, 我爸就這樣)
19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. 你開著車子兜圈為了找到最好的停車位. (看來老外真的不太講究這個.)
20.You take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡. (許多美國人都是早上洗, 不知道為什么)
21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房間里的非免費食品你都不吃. (那些東西都是over-charged了的, 誰那么笨啊)
22.You don"t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十個人擠一間汽車旅房. (那也太摳門了吧...)
23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male. 如果你是男人, 那么你身上的體毛比大多數女人少. (又不是大猩猩, 老子要那么多體毛干什么?)
24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 別人為你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子.(在廣東茶樓尤其如此, 不然沒禮貌)
25.You say "Aiya!"and "Wah!"frequently.你經常說"哎(二聲)呀(四聲)" 和 "哇(四聲)".
26.You don"t want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.你不喜歡系安全帶因為安全帶讓你感覺不舒服. (暈~~~~~~~)
27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines,and blackjack. 你喜歡拉斯維加斯, 老虎機和二十一點. (中國人好賭, 地球人都知道)
28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the paper.你細心地打開你的圣誕節禮物, 因為你要留著包裝紙再用. (誰叫偶沒錢啊)
29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50%off. 你只會在圣誕節后買圣誕卡, 因為他們打了五折. (^_^這根本就是在說我, 圣誕節卡留著下一年用, 省下一筆錢好好吃一頓更劃算^_^)
30.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.你的廚房桌子上有一條抹布. (老外只有紙巾)
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