老外如何辨別中國人1
1.You look like you are 18. 你看起來好像才18歲(東方人普遍看起來年輕, 呵呵)
2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜歡吃雞腳
3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.你吃魚時會吸魚頭和魚鰭(他們都是直接切掉的)
4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. 你的車子后視鏡上會吊中國擺設(偶沒有, 老爸不讓, 說一看就是中國人, 郁悶)
5.You sing karaoke. 你唱KTV(唐人街才有的玩意兒)
6.Your house is covered with tile.你的房子鋪的是瓷磚(老外都是木板)
7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.你的廚房覆蓋著一層厚厚的油脂(愛炒東西的緣故)
8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的爐子上面有鋁箔
9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control. 你的遙控器外面包著塑料(發現真的只有中國人才這樣)
10.You"ve never kissed your mom or dad. 你從沒吻過你父母(中國人誰這樣啊)
11.You"ve never hugged your mom or dad. 你從沒抱過你父母(幼兒園時算不算?)
12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. 你的視覺想象力低于20/500(不知啥意思)
13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses". 你戴隱形眼鏡, 這樣才能避免戴你的"瓶底眼鏡"(怎么說得中國人好像都近視? 偶就不怎么戴眼鏡, 不過也近視兩三百了, 呵呵)
14.You"ve worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. 你五年級開始就戴眼鏡了. (中國人都是愛學習的好孩子... 怎么又跟眼鏡有關?)
15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up. 你睡醒后頭發會豎起來.
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