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看笑話學英語26:Night Shift值夜班遇到的怪事

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聽笑話學英語26:Night Shift 值夜班遇到的怪事

一個寒冷的11月的夜晚,一個地方警察剛結束了夜班回到家和妻子說:“你簡直無法相信今天晚上發(fā)生了什么事!我當了這么多年差都沒見過這樣的事。” “怎么了?” “我在運河邊遇到兩個家伙,

他們一個在喝電池酸液,另一個在吃煙火。” “喝電池酸液?吃煙火?那你是怎么做的呢?” “哦,那很簡單,我抓了一個放了一個。”

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