看笑話學英語27:Two Seats我需要用兩個座位
聽笑話學英語27:Two Seats我需要用兩個座位
在演出即將開始前,一個長得相當粗壯的女士來到戲院,遞給引座員兩張票。引座員問:“請問另一位在哪?” “哦,是這樣的”女士臉紅著回答,“你看,一個座位對我來說太小了點而且很不舒服,所以我買了兩張票。但這兩張票都是給我自己用的。” “沒關系,女士。”引座員抓了抓頭說,“但問題是:你的兩個座位號碼分別是51和63!”
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