2014年最新英語笑話：最丑的孩子？
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
一位女士抱著她的寶寶上公交車，司機看到后說：“額，那是我這輩子見過的最丑的小孩?！?/p>
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
女士走到車廂后面坐下，感到很憤怒。她對旁邊的男士說：“司機剛剛羞辱了我?！蹦惺炕貞f：“你快上去斥責他。去吧，我替你抱著你的猴子。”
【注釋】
1. fume - to be angry about something 發怒，生氣
常用介詞搭配：fume at/over/about
例如：fume about what he said 對他所說的話感到生氣
2. tell somebody off 斥責，責罵
tell somebody off for doing something 因為某人做某事而責罵他/她
例如：The boss is always telling me off for being late, even though he is late every day! 我的老板總拿遲到的事斥責我，即便他自己天天遲到！
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