趣味圖片英語笑話:island小島(雙語)
Jesus, he's a bad writer and even worse at spelling ...
耶穌,他是一個差的作家,拼寫更糟糕…
The poor sap will never get off that island
貧窮的sap永遠不會離開小島了
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