我兜里揣著他耳朵呢
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
艾文滿(mǎn)鼻子是血地回到家里，媽媽問(wèn)：“出啥事了？”
“有個(gè)小孩咬了我。”艾文回答。
“下回你見(jiàn)到他還能認(rèn)出他嗎？”媽媽問(wèn)。
“在哪兒我都能認(rèn)出他來(lái)，”艾文說(shuō)，“我兜里揣著他耳朵呢。”
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