那就更糟了
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
警察:有人搶你的手表時(shí),你為什么不呼救呢?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男子:要是我張口的話,他們就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
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