英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿2011.5.16
We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: "Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.
我們參加了一個(gè)熟人的兒子的婚禮。由于我們都不認(rèn)識(shí)那個(gè)年輕人和他的新娘，所以我們決定送給他們一個(gè)實(shí)用的全家禮----一個(gè)滅火器。很明顯，這對新人大批量制作了他們的感謝信，因?yàn)槲覀兪盏搅艘粡埧ㄆ厦鎸懼骸胺浅８兄x您的漂亮的結(jié)婚禮物，我們期待著不久就用到它。”
練習(xí)：
根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案： ① Whose wedding did the couple attend?
A. their friend's B. the man's brother's
C. of an acquaintance's son D. of the woman's sister
② Why did they decide to send them a fire extinguisher?
A. Because they did not know the young man or his bride.
B. Because they knew that soon there would be a fire.
C. Because it was practical. D. A &C.
③ How were the thank-you notes produced?
A. They were written by hand
B. They were mass-produced.
C. They were copied on a machine.
D. They were painted in varied colors.
④ What does the last sentence mean?
A. We look forward to using it to put out a fire in our house soon.
B. We'll put out the fire on our neighbour's house by using it.
C. We'll send it to someone else.
D. We'll carry it wherever we go. ？
答案：①C②D③B④A
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