我還沒把它們加一塊兒呢
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the miracle products, she asks her husband: "Darling, honestly, if you did'nt know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety! "Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"
有些人會悠然自得地變老，而剩下的會整天為此而抓狂。
安迪的太太，不愿屈服于相貌變老，就出去買了一套保證能讓她年輕好幾歲的挺貴的新型化妝品。
她對著鏡子坐了半天，抹著那神奇的產(chǎn)品，抹完問她先生：“親愛的，老實說，要你不認識我，你會說我多少歲？”
安迪仔細打量了她一番，說：“從你皮膚來看，二十歲吧；你的頭發(fā)嘛，十八歲；而你身材呢，二十五吧。”
“呵，你個馬屁精！”她脫口說道。
正當她要告訴安迪會有什么獎賞的時候，安迪開口打斷了她。
“喂，等等啊，寶貝！”安迪插嘴說，“我還沒把它們加一塊兒呢！”
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