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The doorbell rang,and the lady of the house discovered a workman,complete with tool chest,on the front door.“Lady,”he announced,“I‘m the piano tuner.”The lady exclaimed,“Why,I didn’t send for a piano tuner.”The man replied,“I know,but our neighbors did.”
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