壞消息和可怕的消息

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The Bad News and the Terrible News

Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked Michael incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

壞消息和可怕的消息

邁克爾坐在律師的辦公室里。“您想先知道壞消息還是可怕的消息？”律師問。

“先告訴我壞消息吧?！?

“您的妻子發現了一張價值５０萬美元的照片。”

“那就是壞消息？”邁克爾滿腹懷疑，“我要等不及聽那個可怕的消息了?！?

“那可怕的消息就是那是一張您和秘書的照片。”

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