那男的說我決定開家分店
A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?"
"Business has been so tremendous lately. " the man replied. " that I decided to open a branch office . "
有個男的站在街角，每只手上拿頂帽子，等人施舍。一位路人停下來，往一頂帽子里投了枚硬幣，然后問：“另一頂帽子是干嗎用的？”
“最近生意太火了，”那男的說，“我決定開家分店。”
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