黑人給白人的一封信雙語笑話

閱讀 : 次

黑人給白人的一封信

Dear white, something you got to know
　　親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。

　　When I was born, I was black.
　　當我出生時，我是黑色的

　　When I grow up, I am black.
　　我長大了，我是黑色的

　　When I'm under the sun, I'm black.
　　我在陽光下，我是黑色的

　　When I'm cold, I'm black.
　　我寒冷時，我是黑色的

　　When I'm afraid, I'm black.
　　我害怕時，我是黑色的

　　When I'm sick, I'm black.
　　我生病了，我是黑色的

　　When I die, I'm still black.
　　我死了，我仍是黑色的。

　　you---white people,
　　你---白種人

　　When you were born, you were pink.
　　當你出生時，你是粉紅色的

　　When you grow up, you become white.
　　你長大了，變成白色的

　　You're red under the sun.
　　你在陽光下，你是紅色的

　　You're blue when you're cold.
　　你寒冷時，你是青色的

　　You are yellow when you're afraid.
　　你害怕時，你是黃色的

　　You're green when you're sick.
　　你生病時，你是綠色的

　　You're gray when you die.
　　當你死時，你是灰色的

　　And you, call me "color"?
　　而你，卻叫我「有色人種」

更多英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注英語作文大全

本文標題：黑人給白人的一封信雙語笑話 - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/30571.html

上一篇：那男的說我決定開家分店下一篇：已為你明日到來備妥諸事

138.A Holiday from School

　　Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. 　　If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying...
2018-10-29 英語笑話
Doctors Joke (70)

　　Doctor，“the man said to his ophthalmologist，”I was looking in the mirror this morning，and I notice that one of my eyes is different from the other！“　　“Oh”？Replied the doctor“Which one？”更多...
2018-12-29 英語笑話
趣味圖片英語笑話：the rice米飯（雙語）

Okay, who threw the rice?好吧,誰扔的米飯? 更多英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事相關文章和資料，請繼續關注英語作文大全...
2018-11-06 英語笑話
趣味圖片英語笑話：Miley Cyrus麥莉·賽勒斯（雙語）

what is she doing with her tongue?她用舌頭在做什么?everyone has an opinion on miley cyrus每個人都對麥莉·賽勒斯有意見更多英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默...
2018-11-03 英語笑話
無門可出(中英)

　　Can't Get Out　　This was to be the new blonde flight attendant's first overnight trip，so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat，shop and stay overnight. The next mornin...
2018-12-25 英語笑話
英語幽默精讀【1】Two Tickets Please

　　A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "...
2019-01-07 英語笑話
湯姆在夢中的期待--雙語幽默笑話

before the final examination, tom told his mother, "mom, i had a dream last night that i'd passed today's exam."在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試...
2018-10-30 英語笑話
我保證它很新鮮

我保證它很新鮮 A new restaurant opened in our town， so my husband， Walter， and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order， Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. "I'm sure it is，" answer...
2018-12-27 英語笑話
Family Joke(48)

　　John and Tony were in the bar，pondering over Tony‘s problems.“Andrea and I want to get married，”said Tony，“but we can’t find anywhere to live.”　　“Why don‘t you live with Andrea’s paren...
2018-12-29 英語笑話
這就對了

　　A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.　　This went on for some time...
2019-01-06 英語笑話