Family Joke(48)
John and Tony were in the bar,pondering over Tony‘s problems.“Andrea and I want to get married,”said Tony,“but we can’t find anywhere to live.”
“Why don‘t you live with Andrea’s parents?”suggested John.“We can‘t do that,”said Tony,“they’re living with their parents!”
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