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英漢雙語笑話習題簿2011.5.15

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   Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.
  Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

   媽媽:瑪麗,你為什么這樣大喊大叫的? 為什么不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。
   瑪麗:媽媽,艾迪當然不會出聲了,因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的游戲呢,他扮演爸爸,我扮演你。你看懂了么?答案:對媽媽的喊叫提出默默的抗議!

                                                    

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