看笑話學英語28:Ground Rules基本規則
聽笑話學英語28:Ground Rules 基本規則
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor.
位于開普吉拉多的東南密蘇里州立大學有一位我很喜歡的老師，他滑稽的幽默是人所共知的。
Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class.
在對一個新生班級解釋他的基本規則時，他說：“我知道我的課程可能會枯燥乏味，所以我不介意你們在上課時看表。
I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're still running."
然而我堅決反對你們將表在課桌上猛敲以確定它們是不是還在走。”
英語單詞短語：
1 sense of humor
幽默感，幽默
eg:I admire his sense of humor.
我欣賞他的幽默感。
短語
Good Sense of Humor 甚是幽默 ; 興奮的緣由
Your sense of humor 你的幽默 ; 你的幽默感
Great sense of humor 很有幽默感
You sense of humor 你真幽默
a sense of humor 幽默感 ; 有幽默感 ; 詼諧感 ; 一種幽默感
No Sense of Humor 不感興趣的 ; 沒有幽默感
my sense of humor 我愛
sense of humor failure 毫無幽默感
Educate sense of humor 培養幽默感
2 pound
n. 英鎊；重擊，重擊聲；獸欄；拘留所
vt. 搗爛；敲打；監禁，拘留
vi. 連續重擊，猛擊
eg:She pounded the corn kernels.
她搗碎了玉米粒。
短語
Egyptian pound 埃及鎊 ; 埃及磅
Irish pound 愛爾蘭鎊
Lewes Pound 劉易斯鎊
Peking Pound 北京鎊 ; 北京磅 ; 北京英鎊
British Pound 英鎊
Pound key 井字鍵 ; 井字號
Dog Pound 惡狗幫 ; 打狗槳法
LB Pound 英鎊
green pound 綠色英鎊
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